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I'm Too Sexy

from Dr. Des Moines by Skyscape



I’m too sexy for the bass
Too sexy for 15th Century pottery
I’m too sexy for my brains
Too sexy for my eyelids
Even when they’re surgically removed

I’m a giraffe
You know what I mean
And I’m the tallest animal in the Bronx Zoo
In the Bronx Zoo
Don’t you know what I mean
You can feed all the pigs in the Bronx Zoo

I’m too sexy for this world
Too sexy for the athletes
The way they’re throwing footballs
And I’m too sexy for the men
Who are walking in the street
Collecting rubbish

I’m a lesbian
You know what I mean
And I like to do my thing in the bedroom
In the bedroom
With a girl named Juanita
I do all my things in the bedroom
I’m sexy

I’m too sexy for the grass
Too sexy for the lawnmower
Too sexy when the lawnmower cuts the grass
And I’m too sexy for myself
I can’t even fucking take it
I’m going crazy!

I am a model
And I like to be naked in the backyard
So Mrs. Peavers
From next door
Can have a heart attack
And send me the check

I’m a sexy boy
I’m too sexy for this goddamn song


from Dr. Des Moines, released July 7, 2016
Words and music by Fred Fairbrass, Richard Fairbrass and Rob Manzoli, additional lyrics by Domenic Maltempi
Published by Spirit One Music OBO Spirit Services Holdings, SARL

Domenic Maltempi: vocals
Jed Davis: keyboards, spoken intro, programming
Meagan Duffy: guitars
Sheridan Riley: drums

Produced by Jed Davis
Mixed by Jack Endino at Soundhouse, Seattle, WA
Recorded by Jed Davis at Pile Of Sound Studios, Albany, NY
Additional recording by Jack Endino at Soundhouse
Verse improv recorded live to boombox at Skyscape’s first gig, March, 1992 at Erik Christiansen’s house, Farmingdale, NY
Chorus improv recorded to four-track in Jed’s room, Farmingdale, NY, in July, 1992
Mastered by Chris Hanszek


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